Twitter Chats
“Experts” roar –
Leaves fall from the trees
No one hears barren limbs
Linkedin InMails
“Love” works –
Matching buzzwords with more love
Sorry…not enough <trash>
Job Descriptions
The Title screams –
Yes, a Software Developer
Does code…really?
Applicant Tracking Systems
I’ll eat you –
I will…but I don’t like
PDFs? Um, wrong…
Sourcing
Black Belts shine –
Boolean Masters…pipelines flow
So where are the Rockstars?
We Only Hire the Best and the Brightest
If you say it, mean it –
Hiring “Best” means You
Best recruiters? Really?
The Recruiting Inferno 
We want ninjas and
rockstar developers, but…
pay bottom dolllar!
To get the job you
Must have the experience
You’d get from the job.
Same pitch. Thousand names.
None signed up. Few qualify.
A spammer? Who, ME?!
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It was else
Like but that
Nearly.
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